crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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growlithes:

circumcising:

what the hell do i say in an email to my teacher

yo teach

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chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!
idontwannahurtno-more:

This.

flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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